...because every woman deserves her happy ending!

Even the steamiest romances don't always have happy endings, especially for her, so what's a girl to do? Grab an arousal cream and make that happy ending!! Perhaps if Scarlet had a proper arousal cream it may have softened her icy little heart and Rhett actually might have given a damn!

Arousal creams are a woman's secret weapon in the war of the sexes because we all know men are different than women when it comes to the readiness factor-- they can't help it, it's just biology. Men are like microwaves and woman are like crock pots so something had to be done to even the playing field.

Arousal creams are formulated with menthol and give you a nice, tingly feeling when applied south of the border. Add a little to heighten; add a lot to turn your southern regions absolutely tropical. For women who have a difficult time flipping their switch to the on position, arousal creams can be a lifesaver, because that tingly feeling sends a message to your body to increase the blood flow to the pelvic area. Because this is what actually happens during arousal, it kind of tricks your body into thinking it's aroused, but then suddenly you really are!

Arousal creams come in different strengths (mild, medium and holy sh*t), depending on your level of need. Our mildest arousal cream is the Cleopatra's Secret Cream, a nice, tasty cream with a mild tingle factor. It's great for beginners or women who already have a good libido but simply want to 'spice it up' a little. This comes in Cool Mint and Cherry Vanilla so it's like a little extra tasty treat for him, too!

Also, menthol is air activated, so if you have a really great ceiling fan in your room you can get started without him--just dab a little on, lean back and turn that fan on high; by the time he comes home you'll be screaming you own name (maybe even mine! :) Just make sure you don't put it on too far ahead of time or he may come home to find this:

If you have a little lower libido and need something stronger, Tasty Twist is next-up on the list of arousal creams and comes in Mint Chocolate Chip and Butter Cream Icing. Tasty Twist is great for the days you come home from work and find him laying in bed thinking he's going to get a little. Dab a little on, and by the time your done brushing your teeth, he will have fallen asleep and you'll be looking at the doorknob in a whole new light (or giving that banister another whirl.)*

These are both great arousal creams, but the queen bee of them all, the absolute joie de vivre is Mona Lisa cream. If you have a very low libido, Mona Lisa is like Prozac for your vagina because no matter how depressed it is, Mona will put a smiley-face in your happy place! Although Mona Lisa is unflavored, not only does it have menthol for that nice, cooling, tingling effect, it also has L-Argenine and Niacin which are vasodilators. These ingredients are going to really engorge the area with blood and make every sensation super-intensified. Got a long commute to work? A little Mona Lisa applied before you leave and you'll find yourself taking all the bumpy roads! Or, simply turn the music up to the highest volume and turn that base way up on high--there's no more road-rage! People will be cutting you off and you'll be smiling and waving, "Have a nice day!!"*

No matter what you're level of need, there's a little something for everyone and little dab can make all the difference in your romance. Here's to happy endings!




*Author not responsible for broken banisters, doorknob mishaps or car accidents.

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Gidget goes Brown Bag!

Ahh, Gidget and Moondoggie, teen idols of days gone by...

Just as Moondoggie made the girls' hearts all a-flutter and their panties all a-flame, I suspect there were a number of men who watched because Gidget made them all tingly in their giblets. Perhaps that's why we've named our super-stretchy male masturbation sleeve Gidget!


Gidget is a fabulous do-it-yourself-er that, unlike those fickle females, is always ready to do your bidding. Let us examine the various features of Gidget:

As you can see, Gidget is perfect for those "I've got a headache" nights and takes the guesswork out of the "will I get any action tonight" conundrum for those single guys. But that's not all Gidget is good for...

Gidget can be your best friend because, unlike the women in the porno movies, ladies actually do have a gag reflex. There's just so far we can go until (uh-oh) we're done. Some men may not mind the sight of gagging, but women find this very embarrassing uncomfortable. Gidget can be used in conjunction with those special favors to prevent gagging mishaps because she acts as a bumper! Combined with her sensual grip, your lady can let Gidget take the bulk of the bulge while freeing her up to concentrate on just the very tippy-tip, and you'll never notice where Gidget ends and she begins! This means you'll get all the sensation of (dip-dip-dip-de-dip) without (ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong) down her (boogety-boogety-boogety-shoo).

But here comes the best part! When it becomes time for the grand finale, the coup de theatre that simultaneously puts joy in his heart and (sometimes) chills running down her spine, Gidget can handle that too! If your lady simply can't stomach what comes out the top (pun intended) she just pulls it up, pinches off, and it's a quicker-picker-upper!!

The best lubricant to use with any of our C-rings or sleeves is Flavored Body Kiss, a creamy, water-based lube that helps prevent pulling that sensitive skin and comes in Strawberry and Orange flavors so the whole ordeal is now her dessert rather than a chore!

Wow-sa!!


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'Snug'gle up like you used to!

We all know what happens after we have a couple of kids. Things are...well, not quite the same as they used to be. He may never tell you so, but he probably misses that nice, 'snug' fit you used to have.

Be Snug is the solution! Be Snug is formulated with alum--nature's 'shrink' cream. This creamy, magical concoction will have you feeling like the woman you used to be (maybe even make the 4 inches he's been giving you feel like the 8 inches he's been promising you!) and just a small amount of Be Snug will last for up to 24 hours!

To use, apply a little bit to the side of your finger and apply all the way up inside the vagina. The reason for this is because there are three bands of muscle in the vagina. The top band of muscle, closest to your cervix, widens and lengthens during sex--a process called tenting. This is also where those really embarrassing noises come from (you know, the ones that we're looking around for the dog to blame it on!)

One important thing to remember when using Be Snug, however, is that it works by drawing some of the moisture out of the tissue, so you always want to have a good lubricant on hand while using this product. Beyond Passion is one I recommend. Beyond Passion is a water based lubricant that has a slight warming sensation when it comes into contact with moisture or nice, hot breath! We're not talking fire-in-the-hole kind of heat, just a nice, pleasant warming so it doesn't feel like it's been stored in the deep-freeze like some of the store-bought lubricants!

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Q and A re G

Just exactly what is this G-spot I keep hearing about, and how can I find mine?
The G-Spot can be quite an elusive area for women, and the cause of much frustration. Named after the German gynecologist Ernst Grafenberg who published a paper on it in 1950, most of what we know about the G-Spot has been discovered in the past 20 years!

Located 1-3 inches inside the vagina, on the front (belly-side) wall, most woman know when it's being stimulated by the sudden urge to urinate. The reason for this is the close proximity to the urethra and the G-spot actually contains erectile tissue that causes this area to grow up to 50% during arousal in order to protect the very delicate urethra from damage during rough sex.

Because of the initial slight feeling of discomfort, many women shy away from this area, and miss out on one of the most erogenous zones on the female body. Women who ride that feeling out find that it very quickly becomes a much more pleasant sensation and the cause of explosive orgasms!

Reaching the G-spot during sexual intercourse is a little difficult unless your man's penis is shaped like a banana (and if he is, he's keeper, because hooks are IN this season!!) Mostly, learning how to have G-spot orgasms during penetrative sex requires some clever positioning.


Ok, we don't have to go quite that far :) It is important to realize, though, that when a woman is on her back, the higher her legs are, the more likely it is that the man is going to hit the G-spot.

My partner and I have tried everything and I still can't have a G-spot orgasm. What's wrong with me?
If you're having a difficult time finding the G-spot, especially during sex, you're not alone! It's important to note that clitoral stimulation before and during G-spot stimulation greatly increases your chances of having a G-spot orgasm, and it's usually easier to learn using methods other than penetrative sex.

Men can stimulate this area during digital penetration by using the "come here" finger motion, but the G-spot requires a firmer touch than other, more delicate areas of the female body. Couple this motion with oral sex and you've got a recipe for G-gasms!

Also, there are a variety of toys specifically designed to stimulate the G-spot and many women are more comfortable exploring their body by themselves when their partner isn't around. The great news is that using a toy to learn how to have explosive G-spot orgasms is the best homework ever! The even better news is that once a woman knows the exact touch, pressure and positioning that work best for her own body, she can then incorporate these into sex with her partner!

I suggest a toy with not only a G-spot, but also clitoral stimulator. I cannot stress enough that the combined sensation of both erogenous zones at the same time can be instrumental to having an orgasm, however, begin with clitoral stimulation only. Once you're properly aroused, work on finding that G-spot (remember, the slight urge to pee when you find it tells you that you're in the right place!) without any clitoral stimulation. Only after you've explored this area for some time do you want to add the clitoral stimulation again, because once you hit that point, it's 30 seconds to OHH's-ville and if you don't take the time to explore before the orgasm, you won't have learned any different techniques.

Now that you've learned a little more about the G-spot, grab your boy, or grab your toy, and go have fun!!

Ben Wa....?

Today we're going to explore the fabulous benefits of Ben Wa Balls.

Ben Wa Balls have been around for centuries and were originally used for sexual stimulation. When inserted into the vagina these small, heavy metal balls produce subtle stimulation, meant only to tease rather than bring the user to immediate climax.

Recently they've been used to exercise and tighten the pubococcygeus muscle (try saing that 3 times in a row!) more simply known as the PC muscle. The use of Ben Wa balls is much like doing Kegel exercises, but more powerful with faster and more effective results.

To use Ben Wa balls, always begin with one. When inserted, you'll have to contract your PC muscle very tightly in order to hold it in. This takes practice and becomes easier as the muscle strengthens. Work with one Ben Wa ball until you can easily hold it in while going about your daily household routine. Notice that I said household. Public use of these may not be in your best interest because any sudden expenditure of energy may cause some undesirable results.

Once you're very comfortable with one, you can begin to use both Ben Wa balls, at which time you will need to work your PC muscles even harder.

Probably the biggest question I'm asked about Ben Wa ball is if they can get 'lost' up inside of you. The absolutely cannot. The opening to your cervix is no bigger than the tip of a pencil lead, so unless you're currently in labor and your cervix is dilated (in which case I'd have to say you need your head examined if you're putting anything in your va-jay-jay at that moment), no one has ever had to go the the emergency room to have their balls pulled out of their vagina!

How do I know this? I consulted a local physician!

Ok, so I made that part up. I just like this picture of Dr. Scrum-dilly-umptious a lot!

You may be wondering about the benefits of very toned PC muscles. Well, for starters, you won't pee a little when you sneeze. Besides that, however, PC muscles can play an integral role in sexual pleasure both for you and your partner during intercourse.

He likes it because you can grip a little tighter, and you'll enjoy the increased control you have over your orgasms, allowing you to have longer, stronger and, many women claim, multiple orgasms.

Yee-haw!

Sexcreation and Musterbation!

Part of what I love about my job as a romance consultant is that I get to clear up so many misconceptions caused by lack of understanding, social taboo, or those fabulous mothers who taught us great things like, "Masturbation will make you go blind," or "It'll make you grow hair on your palms!"

Good old mom!! I don't think she actually meant to give her offspring a life-time of guilt over what every human being does, or at least has the urge to do, I think she simply wanted her little boy to stop bopping his boppit in the grocery store and her little girl to stop climbing the flag-pole!

One of my favorite misconceptions to clear up is that toys are just for naughty girls when, in fact, nothing could be further from the truth. Although not all women answer truthfully when questioned about vibrator use, studies show that more than 50% of women have used or currently use toys for self-pleasure or during sex-play with their partners. It may not have been what the Beach Boys were referring to, but talk about good vibrations!!


My second favorite misconception to correct is that toys are meant to replace a man. This is simply not true; When in a loving relationship, sexual aids can significantly enhance the experience for both partners! And, when used alone, vibrators not only increase a woman's libido, but also make her more aware of her 'hot-spots' which make it possible for her to achieve much deeper satisfaction during sexual intercourse with her partner. It's a win-win situation!!


That's not to say sexual aids such as vibrators can't get you through a rough patch when you're flying solo because you don't have to be in a relationship to have a really great sex-life! Woody Allen once said, "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner you better have a really good hand." Certainly employing the use of sexual aids during this time is better than sleeping with random men in order to fulfill your desire, because you don't want to be seeing one of these:

Well, maybe if he looked like that I would, but not for a flaming case of brothel sprouts--I'd much rather visit him for a breast exam ("Oh, Dr.-- I think you missed a spot!" :)

There are many different types of stimulating toys for different areas, but that's a discussion for a different day! Until then, consider how sexual aids may actually enhance your intimate life with your partner--you'll never know unless you try it :)

What's in a Brown Bag

This is a new blog to explore the wonderful world of Brown Bag Parties.

I am a Brown Bag Party Consultant; sex-toy saleswoman extraordinaire! You may wonder how I came to be a romance consultant. Me too!! How, after 20 years of being a nurse, how does one simply decide to start slinging dildos for a living?

First of all, that's not exactly what I do-- or certainly not the only thing. My job is as meaningful as it it fun, and although I'd never have dreamed I'd end up here one day, I'm awfully glad I did!

My journey began several years ago when I attended a friend's party (yes--one of those parties!) and I had an absolute blast! I immediately decided (after learning how much the consultant made that night) that I was going to become a romance consultant! I've always been fairly skilled in public speaking, I LOVE to have fun, and I knew my nursing and psych background would be a invaluable when it came to understanding the female body and the physiological/psychological sexual response. I signed on as a rep within a week and I've never looked back.

I've since been able to quit my full-time nursing job and Brown Bag IS my job! I get to spend more time at home with my kids, and even though they're almost grown (actually 2 of them are already adults!) it's nice being able to spend this last bit of time with them.

I get to meet tons of fabulous people (mostly ladies, but plenty of men, too!) and I'm blessed to be able to educate them, empower them sexually, and most of all, make them laugh. I LOVE to make people laugh. The world needs more laughter, otherwise we'd probably just go around killing each other.

I totally believe that monogamy should never equal monotony and anything that spices up a couple's love-life if good! I've been with my husband long enough to know that there are some days that I'd rather wing a bagel off his forehead than sleep with him one more time, and if a little cream dabbed in interesting places makes me all warm for his form, well then bring it on, sister!!

My husband has been married to me long enough to know that if a toy of a vibrating variety makes me more inclined to do the horizontal boogie with him and doesn't replace him altogether, then all the better for him!!

He also enjoys his status as personal product tester. Yes, through the day he is a boring plasterer, but at night he gets to put stuff on his junk and tell me how it feels! It's kind of like being at the optometrist: "Better A, or B.... A, or B. Now 1, or 2.... 1, or 2."

Personally I think we have more fun now that we did as newlyweds. We're the couple that makes people want to vomit--yes, we're just that happy most of the time.

I'll be posting product reviews (not necessarily from a personal point of view, if you know what I mean-- some things need to be kept private!) introducing new products, offering sales and discounts, and posting educational material, so check back often!

I'm not sure how to end this blog. I have the incredible urge to write, "Ya'll come back now, hear?" but that's really lame, so I'm just going to leave you with my favorite line from one of the all-time greatest songs:

"Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?"