Showing posts with label sex toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex toys. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Ice-Ice, Baby!

Have you ever played with an ice-cube in bed? Most of us have because the extreme fluctuation in temperatures from the heat of your lover to the sudden cold can be a very erotic experience. The problem with ice cubes, however, is that they melt, and that can lead to some pretty uncomfortable sleeping situations when the fun is over.

Today we're going to explore the world of glass toys. Glass toys are the perfect alternative to ice cubes because they retain whatever temperature you expose them to. Place them in ice water for 5 minutes and you're going to have all the fun of ice cube play without the wet bed sheets. Note that I said ice water... I do NOT recommend placing these in the freezer, unless you'd like to reenact the flag-pole scene from A Christmas Story ("Thtuck.... Thtuck..... THTUCK!!") Similarly, because toys can sometimes feel very cold and impersonal, running these under warm water for several minutes can make a much more comfortable temperature.

Many women shy away from glass toys because they're nervous about breakage, but all of our glass dildos are made from Pyrex--a heat-tempered glass which is extremely durable. During 'normal usage' there is virtually zero chance of breakage unless your hoo-ha is the Chuck Norris of Vajay-jays or you like to pound your dildos in with a hammer, in which case I'd say dildo breakage is probably the least of your potential problems.

Some women despise the soft, rubbery feel of softer toys and find them uncomfortable. These women would benefit from the smooth, slick surface of a glass toy. They're non-porous which makes them a 'cleaner' toy since they won't easily harbor bacteria and they can even be placed in the dishwasher for easy sanitizing (although if you run them during your supper cycle, please accept my apologies for missing your next dinner party.....)

Glass dildos come in different shapes and sizes. Some have speed-bumps or raised designs for awesome g-spot stimulation during use (Elite, Lovers Wand), and they also add stimulation to the first 1/3 of the vagina where nerve ending are the most concentrated. Some are wavy for a unique 'feel' (Helix) and others yet are specifically designed for back-door play. We even have a glass toy with a bullets so you get the benefits of glass, with the wow factor of vibration! (Odyssey)

One thing's for sure though... Glass dildos are very heavy, so you can never go wrong with having one in your nightstand in case of unwanted intruders; I can see the headlines now... "Woman thwarts robber with glass dildo..."





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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Gidget goes Brown Bag!

Ahh, Gidget and Moondoggie, teen idols of days gone by...

Just as Moondoggie made the girls' hearts all a-flutter and their panties all a-flame, I suspect there were a number of men who watched because Gidget made them all tingly in their giblets. Perhaps that's why we've named our super-stretchy male masturbation sleeve Gidget!


Gidget is a fabulous do-it-yourself-er that, unlike those fickle females, is always ready to do your bidding. Let us examine the various features of Gidget:


As you can see, Gidget is perfect for those "I've got a headache" nights and takes the guesswork out of the "will I get any action tonight" conundrum for those single guys. But that's not all Gidget is good for...

Gidget can be your best friend because, unlike the women in the porno movies, ladies actually do have a gag reflex. There's just so far we can go until (uh-oh) we're done. Some men may not mind the sight of gagging, but women find this very embarrassing uncomfortable. Gidget can be used in conjunction with those special favors to prevent gagging mishaps because she acts as a bumper! Combined with her sensual grip, your lady can let Gidget take the bulk of the bulge while freeing her up to concentrate on just the very tippy-tip, and you'll never notice where Gidget ends and she begins! This means you'll get all the sensation of (dip-dip-dip-de-dip) without (ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong) down her (boogety-boogety-boogety-shoo).

But here comes the best part! When it becomes time for the grand finale, the coup de theatre that simultaneously puts joy in his heart and (sometimes) chills running down her spine, Gidget can handle that too! If your lady simply can't stomach what comes out the top (pun intended) she just pulls it up, pinches off, and it's a quicker-picker-upper!!

The best lubricant to use with any of our C-rings or sleeves is Flavored Body Kiss, a creamy, water-based lube that helps prevent pulling that sensitive skin and comes in Strawberry and Orange flavors so the whole ordeal is now her dessert rather than a chore!

Wow-sa!!


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