Showing posts with label Passion Parties. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Passion Parties. Show all posts

Friday, October 23, 2009

...because every woman deserves her happy ending!

Even the steamiest romances don't always have happy endings, especially for her, so what's a girl to do? Grab an arousal cream and make that happy ending!! Perhaps if Scarlet had a proper arousal cream it may have softened her icy little heart and Rhett actually might have given a damn!

Arousal creams are a woman's secret weapon in the war of the sexes because we all know men are different than women when it comes to the readiness factor-- they can't help it, it's just biology. Men are like microwaves and woman are like crock pots so something had to be done to even the playing field.

Arousal creams are formulated with menthol and give you a nice, tingly feeling when applied south of the border. Add a little to heighten; add a lot to turn your southern regions absolutely tropical. For women who have a difficult time flipping their switch to the on position, arousal creams can be a lifesaver, because that tingly feeling sends a message to your body to increase the blood flow to the pelvic area. Because this is what actually happens during arousal, it kind of tricks your body into thinking it's aroused, but then suddenly you really are!

Arousal creams come in different strengths (mild, medium and holy sh*t), depending on your level of need. Our mildest arousal cream is the Cleopatra's Secret Cream, a nice, tasty cream with a mild tingle factor. It's great for beginners or women who already have a good libido but simply want to 'spice it up' a little. This comes in Cool Mint and Cherry Vanilla so it's like a little extra tasty treat for him, too!

Also, menthol is air activated, so if you have a really great ceiling fan in your room you can get started without him--just dab a little on, lean back and turn that fan on high; by the time he comes home you'll be screaming you own name (maybe even mine! :) Just make sure you don't put it on too far ahead of time or he may come home to find this:

If you have a little lower libido and need something stronger, Tasty Twist is next-up on the list of arousal creams and comes in Mint Chocolate Chip and Butter Cream Icing. Tasty Twist is great for the days you come home from work and find him laying in bed thinking he's going to get a little. Dab a little on, and by the time your done brushing your teeth, he will have fallen asleep and you'll be looking at the doorknob in a whole new light (or giving that banister another whirl.)*

These are both great arousal creams, but the queen bee of them all, the absolute joie de vivre is Mona Lisa cream. If you have a very low libido, Mona Lisa is like Prozac for your vagina because no matter how depressed it is, Mona will put a smiley-face in your happy place! Although Mona Lisa is unflavored, not only does it have menthol for that nice, cooling, tingling effect, it also has L-Argenine and Niacin which are vasodilators. These ingredients are going to really engorge the area with blood and make every sensation super-intensified. Got a long commute to work? A little Mona Lisa applied before you leave and you'll find yourself taking all the bumpy roads! Or, simply turn the music up to the highest volume and turn that base way up on high--there's no more road-rage! People will be cutting you off and you'll be smiling and waving, "Have a nice day!!"*

No matter what you're level of need, there's a little something for everyone and little dab can make all the difference in your romance. Here's to happy endings!




*Author not responsible for broken banisters, doorknob mishaps or car accidents.

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Monday, October 12, 2009

'Snug'gle up like you used to!

We all know what happens after we have a couple of kids. Things are...well, not quite the same as they used to be. He may never tell you so, but he probably misses that nice, 'snug' fit you used to have.

Be Snug is the solution! Be Snug is formulated with alum--nature's 'shrink' cream. This creamy, magical concoction will have you feeling like the woman you used to be (maybe even make the 4 inches he's been giving you feel like the 8 inches he's been promising you!) and just a small amount of Be Snug will last for up to 24 hours!

To use, apply a little bit to the side of your finger and apply all the way up inside the vagina. The reason for this is because there are three bands of muscle in the vagina. The top band of muscle, closest to your cervix, widens and lengthens during sex--a process called tenting. This is also where those really embarrassing noises come from (you know, the ones that we're looking around for the dog to blame it on!)

One important thing to remember when using Be Snug, however, is that it works by drawing some of the moisture out of the tissue, so you always want to have a good lubricant on hand while using this product. Beyond Passion is one I recommend. Beyond Passion is a water based lubricant that has a slight warming sensation when it comes into contact with moisture or nice, hot breath! We're not talking fire-in-the-hole kind of heat, just a nice, pleasant warming so it doesn't feel like it's been stored in the deep-freeze like some of the store-bought lubricants!

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