Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Ice-Ice, Baby!

Have you ever played with an ice-cube in bed? Most of us have because the extreme fluctuation in temperatures from the heat of your lover to the sudden cold can be a very erotic experience. The problem with ice cubes, however, is that they melt, and that can lead to some pretty uncomfortable sleeping situations when the fun is over.

Today we're going to explore the world of glass toys. Glass toys are the perfect alternative to ice cubes because they retain whatever temperature you expose them to. Place them in ice water for 5 minutes and you're going to have all the fun of ice cube play without the wet bed sheets. Note that I said ice water... I do NOT recommend placing these in the freezer, unless you'd like to reenact the flag-pole scene from A Christmas Story ("Thtuck.... Thtuck..... THTUCK!!") Similarly, because toys can sometimes feel very cold and impersonal, running these under warm water for several minutes can make a much more comfortable temperature.

Many women shy away from glass toys because they're nervous about breakage, but all of our glass dildos are made from Pyrex--a heat-tempered glass which is extremely durable. During 'normal usage' there is virtually zero chance of breakage unless your hoo-ha is the Chuck Norris of Vajay-jays or you like to pound your dildos in with a hammer, in which case I'd say dildo breakage is probably the least of your potential problems.

Some women despise the soft, rubbery feel of softer toys and find them uncomfortable. These women would benefit from the smooth, slick surface of a glass toy. They're non-porous which makes them a 'cleaner' toy since they won't easily harbor bacteria and they can even be placed in the dishwasher for easy sanitizing (although if you run them during your supper cycle, please accept my apologies for missing your next dinner party.....)

Glass dildos come in different shapes and sizes. Some have speed-bumps or raised designs for awesome g-spot stimulation during use (Elite, Lovers Wand), and they also add stimulation to the first 1/3 of the vagina where nerve ending are the most concentrated. Some are wavy for a unique 'feel' (Helix) and others yet are specifically designed for back-door play. We even have a glass toy with a bullets so you get the benefits of glass, with the wow factor of vibration! (Odyssey)

One thing's for sure though... Glass dildos are very heavy, so you can never go wrong with having one in your nightstand in case of unwanted intruders; I can see the headlines now... "Woman thwarts robber with glass dildo..."





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